noregrets-only-memories “We got a new prime minister today.” – Ancient Australian proverb Source: jennaguillaume
noregrets-only-memories itneedsmoresalt when australians wake up in the morning we don’t say “good morning” we say “who’s the prime minister today?” Source: itneedsmoresalt
dulect hotboyproblems skammmed fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried